The Amazing Race, 8 p.m., CBS
The Border Patrol's financial gift to the Hillbillies was somewhat anticlimactic after the non-Philimation pronouncement, didn't you think? Tonight, AR goes all The Shining on us, with a snowy maze. Ooooo.
The Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC
Oh that Mr. Trump. Firing two people. You could tell he was itching to drop the hammer on Michael Andretti, and he was so enraged that Adam Corolla was not going to give him that chance that he did what Trump likes to do - he made up his own rule! Tonight, "The teams are asked to create a viral video to promote a mop; as the men turn on one another, the women go out on a limb with a particular concept." Buh-bye Lou Ferrigno. No one likes you.
Shameless, 9 p.m., Showtime
There is no shortage of illegitimate children on this show, that is for sure. Let's hope last week's surprise involving Ian and Mandy is the last one for a while. We are going to start needing a spreadsheet to keep track.
