Dirk Langeveld is filling in for Elissa Bass while she is on vacation. She will resume this column on Aug. 28.
Hell’s Kitchen, 9 p.m., Fox
“The chef’s abilities to teach are when they are challenged to instruct students to prepare recipes using only words for guidance.” Oh no, only the end product of developed language? I think they should use semaphores instead.
Caddyshack, 9 p.m., Golf
Hey look, the Golf Channel has a sense of humor.
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
“Lil Jon is a guest. Included: videos of dancing animals.” I’m just going to theorize that MTV has formally ceded its music videos and all other assets to YouTube by green-lighting this show.
