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Double Single-Digit Midgets

A playdate at the park turns into a wine soiree at my house . . . accompanied by two noticeably, um, miniature friends . . .

 

If you're me, this is the best kind of text you can receive:

"Kat and I are looking for a deck for vino-drinking. You around?"

Apparently, my friends Hsin and her son Jelly Roll, and Kat and her girl Little Ms. G, had a playdate at the park. On their respective ways to said playdate, both toddlers fell asleep in their respective strollers.

What are two moms to do? Sit there and watch the toddlers sleep?

No. Emphatically no. Instead they texted their friend Ellie to see what was what. Their friend Ellie's response?:

"Yes please."

They showed up with prosecco, which led immediately to Champagne Homerun Derby, which led to Mistah hitting a towering blast, during which the cork hit a hanging branch but was still ruled a home run* . . .

(*there was controversy)

. . . and then the children woke up. And then the real fun started.

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