Bachelor Pad, Crave, and The Closer

Bachelor Pad, 8 p.m., ABC

Tonight, “Contestants try to take down a power couple; the winners of a 'best lips' challenge are treated to one-on-one dates.” If aliens in outer space read our Internet, do you think they rank us as an inferior species?

Crave, 8:30 p.m., Food

A new food show starring a new foodie. “Crave host Troy Johnson is obsessed with food. As a food critic and journalist in San Diego, he is constantly surrounded by culinary wonders. He’ll travel anywhere and try anything in pursuit of a new gastronomic passion. Troy’s expeditions shed light on how a particular dish or trend started, how it’s made, the science behind it, and even the loyal people who are nuts about the flavor – just like him. Troy doesn’t stop until he fully uncovers every one of his newest food obsessions.”

The Closer, 9 p.m., TNT

And so will it be that Sgt. Gabriel, the moral compass of this show all along, will result in the chief’s downfall? And again, I reiterate: I ADORE Det. Sanchez.