Wild Hogs, 9 p.m., ABC

“Looking for adventure, frustrated suburbanites hit the open road and encounter rough-and-tumble bikers.

Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy, Ray Liotta.” Trust me. If you have ever loved any of these actors – and I have loved them all – then DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. It is too depressing to see them debase themselves.

The Suze Orman Show, 9 p.m., CNBC

“When is it financially smart to leave a job to stay home with kids.” Well this is the million-dollar question, isn’t it?

My Cat From Hell, 8 p.m., Animal Planet

“A couple have concerns about their angry, vomiting feline; two Sphynx cats constantly battle.” I wonder if the cat is angry because it is vomiting, or is vomiting because it is angry. The answer to this question could be pivotal.